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Joke of the Day

"Twitter... it's for the birds!"

"Did you know if you send a fancy iPhone emoticon to a non-iPhone user, it just shows up as a middle finger?"

"Judge: and how does the defendant plead Lawyer: like this your honor *makes whiny voice *nooo I didn't do any crimes* Judge: HAH do it again"

"Trump's last two chances to save his election campaign at the second debate: 1. Be endorsed by Dave. 2. Bring out a resurrected Harambe on stage."

"""My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects..."""

"Here's to honor!... Get honor, stay honor. If you can't come in her. Come honor."

"Life filled with asp, php, HTML, SEO, Digital Marketing, Drip, PPC, SEM and much much more"

"I'd have to say, on a scale from 1 to Pee... urinate"

"What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies? Organic Vegetables."

"It all The title says it all"