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Joke of the Day
"If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?"
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"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog."
"Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky stopped smoking cigars? Now she's just bummimg cigarettes!"
"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"
"Eating Doritos and watching Judge Judy in my underpants. Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house? And why is she wearing my underpants??"
"Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down."
"Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead."
"Why are linux geeks very introvertish ? Because they never get out of their shell"
"I'll apologize for last night right after you tell me which parts you still remember."
"Well, well, well. If it isn't that thing I told my wife I already did."