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Joke of the Day

"Homeless man: Change please Me: sorry dude I don't have any money on me Homeless man: No, change...That outfit is hideous"

"Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cuba ! Cuba who ? Cuba wood !"

"Poor kids at sandy hook... They wished for books but they just got magazines."

"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped prison? A small medium at large."

"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"

"Amusing roller skating falls collection. That's very interesting and amusing video"

"Drunk Draft Folder Contents: ""Trees. LOL."" ""I was born once. Pickles."" ""Spice Girls"" ""Toes. Are on my feet. Both feet. Not just one."""

"If we really want our kids to be smarter, we should require pornstars to moan historical facts during sex"

"The region of Qatar that hasn't been electrified yet is called acoustic Qatar."