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Joke of the Day
"What's Shakespeare's favorite video game? Sonnet the hedgehog"
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"I've been a huge fan of bandwagons since yesterday."
"How does a vagina tell time? With a twatch"
"Why couldn't the bike stand by itself? because it was two tired"
"All I'm saying is God wouldn't have given me this wild hair if he didn't want me to store stuff in it. *baby hedgehog peaks out*"
"I, for one, completely agree with Hitler's plan... ...to kill himself. ____________________________________ Besides, if it wasn't for Hitler, who else would we compare our enemies to?"
"Try toasting... It raises your spirits."
"I will show you a picture on my phone, but if you swipe right or left, I will break your finger."
"If you date someone working for the federal government and then break up, does he become FedEx? #oksorry"
"I love paying full retail for a game and not have all the content available. Said no one ever"