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"Why couldn't the bike stand by itself? because it was two tired"
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"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender immediately says, ""Hey! We got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper looks at him quizzically and says, ""You've got a drink named Leonard?"""
"Why should we call Indians Native Americans? Most of those ones over in Asia have never even been to the States."
"Chuck Norris There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris. It was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives."
"Add an exclamation point to an email BOOM you're a morning person."
"How do you get a fat lady in a car? Piece of cake."
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"I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket ""Hey son, how far do you think I can kick this thing?"""
"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."
"I like my meat the way I like my grades... ...Well Done."