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Joke of the Day

"Like teacher like student Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do."

"What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach? No one ever told me to drink Naruto"

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)"

"what is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out"

"Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids. I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all."

"If you love someone, let them sleep."

"My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia. Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the bastard was thinking."

"You don't have to like me but at least base it on your own opinion, not someone Else's."

"Mobius strippers... never show their backside."

"I started to sing the poop song Dad said it was crappy."