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Joke of the Day

"Like teacher like student Teacher: Did you finish you homework? Kid: Did you finish grading my test? Teacher: I have other children's tests to grade Kid: I have other teachers homework to do."

"[Divorce court] Her: I found his Twitter account. I want a divorce. Judge: He was cheating? Her: No, he was doing inspirational tweets."

"Have you heard about the guy who posted about a mod's cousin? Once removed."

"Die Hard (1988) A shoeless New Yorker murders a bunch of people at his wife's office Christmas party."

"Siri, does this look infected?"

"Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny? Because the FDA just banned trans fats."

"911:What's your emergency? M:I've been shot.. 911:ok sir,keep calm now.. M:thru the heart..and you're to blame 911:Mr Jovi,this has to stop."

"Remember when phones were fat and people were thin"

"Why does ISIS wear condoms when they have sex? So they can fuck two goats at once!"

"A dating site that connects Tupperware containers with lost lids."