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Joke of the Day
"I started to sing the poop song Dad said it was crappy."
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"""Oh, he's so immature."" - boring people talking about fun people"
"Dear GPS, Please add an, ""avoid ghetto"" option. Sincerely, Scared"
"What's the heaviest soup? One ton soup."
"What is the Taliban's Favorite Holiday Footwear? What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear? Missile Toe! Source: My brother on the way home from subway."
"Why are chorus girls like barge horses? They have to tow the line!"
"I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."
"Two guys walk into a bar... ...tender. Wait, what the hell?!"
"So I go to the shops to get some food... This motherfucker behind the counter takes my money. That's thievery."