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Joke of the Day
"You don't have to like me but at least base it on your own opinion, not someone Else's."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! C's ! C's who ? C's the day !"
"I swear my toddler yells at me in Vietnamese"
"the most American thing I've done today is pay $5 for a pre-sliced apple"
"It's like my cat doesn't even appreciate it when I take the time to rake his litter box like a Zen Garden."
"When it's raining cats and dogs... Be careful not to step in the poodles!"
"The number of times you say ""Don't judge me"" is directly proportional to the amount of things you do that you know are wrong."
"To the guy who made the wrong website pun Woops, wrong internet universe"
"*watching news report of zombie apocalypse* Me: This is great. No work today!"
"Spanish for wife - ""esposa"" Spanish for handcuffs - ""esposas"" Well played, Spanish"