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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)"

"Have you ever smelt moth balls before? Isn't it hard to pull their little legs apart?"

"Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever."

"I've always wanted to buy 2 coffees, take them to a crime scene & while handing 1 to the officer in charge ask, ""So, what do we have here?"""

"""Speak softly and carry a big stick."" -- Teddy Roosevelt ""Yell loudly and talk about the size of your stick."" -- Donald Trump"

"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands. there is no cure."

"Titanic be like ""I nominate all passengers for the ice bucket challenge!"""

"Driving through a tunnel isn't much fun. It's really just a bore."

"Mini-horses are like mini-donuts, you can't just eat one"

"What's a panda's favorite drink? Fanta."