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Joke of the Day

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."

"Back in college, I used to hang a sock on the doorknob when I wanted to signal my roommate that I had no idea how to fold laundry."

"Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Bring one of those long grabber sticks so you can take the other guy's gun away."

"What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use? AAA"

"What do SQL programmers do at night? Count star."

"I have a love-hate relationship with hyphenated concepts"

"What is logic? A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair."

"My doctor said I have high cholesterol Because my dick is too fat"

"Bud light is alot like sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"

"Where did the joke wait to get a drink? The punch line..."