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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dog wearing a watch? You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog."

"April is autism awareness month Anyone here aware they have autism"

"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"

"I don't trust chairs. They just don't sit right with me."

"What's the brightest airship ever made? LED Zeppelin"

"whats the difference between your sister and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it"

"Did you hear about the painting that was falsely sent to prison? He was framed."

"There are Three Types Of People In The World Those Who Can Count and Those Who Can't!"

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was rightI feel ten years older already."