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Joke of the Day
"What is Stevie Wonder's favorite guitar chord? C Minor"
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"What kinda overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"All I want for Christmas Boy: I want a brother for Christmas. Santa: Send me your mother."
"What's the difference between pussy and actuall pussy? I dont know, I've only seen kittens out of those two."
"Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good"
"If you can't beat them What's the point of having children?"
"If the British had won, today we'd all be celebrating the Fouurth of July"
"When my phone rings, I stay very, very still. If I don't move, it can't see me."
"Avenge me but only if it's convenient."
"I said ""I'm not going to repeat myself"""