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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series? So they could Starmie."
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"Why is a duck when it's round? Because the farther it flies, the fewer."
"[hitting a beach ball back and forth with son] *accidentally hits it over his head and into an outdoor concert* ""don't bother son, its gone"""
"What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common? They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary."
"Life's like a box of chocolates. If you're fat, it doesn't last long."
"A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bar tender looks at him for a few seconds and finally says "" alright, you can stay..just don't start anything"""
"Whats Marios favorite type of jeans? denim denim denim!"
"The bakers A man walks into a bakers, points at something in the display and asks ""Is that a doughnut? or a meringue?"" The baker says ""No you're right it's a doughnut."""
"If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & 7 signs of skin-aging... Then you should try Adobe Photoshop!"
"Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because they like to climax at the part when the hooker gives the money back."