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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee, how I like my slaves. free"
Next Joke
"You agree to sound convincing when you lie about changing and I agree to believe you. Formalities over, let's get this relationship started."
"I have the dance moves of a dog with mittens on its paws."
"I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light."
"Drinking Bud Light is like having sex on a canoe. Cause it's fucking close to water."
"What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker? The No-Bell prize!"
"It's your choice. Half of all marriages end in divorce. You think that's bad? The other half end in death."
"Beats by Dre is such a huge success that I think he should start a sunglasses line. 50 Shades of Dre."
"""I love all quilts, regardless of quality."" - blanket statement"
"Love is like a fart... If you have to force it, it's probably shit."