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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats"

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."

"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"

"My gym bag is so funny. Today it was like ""What does the outside of your car trunk look like?"" and ""What's a gym?"""

"That guy who just spent 2 hours washing and waxing his sportscar looks like a douche. C'mon boys, you know what to do. - Birds, probably"

"A guy told a story about a creeper who got too close to him in /r/minecraft. It blew up. I'll show myself out."

"Food service workers should be completely hairless at all times."

"Ladies, don't date him just because his dad has a yacht. Date the dad."

"I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."

"If I park 20 spots from the store in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm slamming my door into your car 34 times."