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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats"
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"*rubs lamp* Genie: ""you get three wishes"" Me: ""I wish I wasn't so alone"" Genie: ""k wow I'm like right here"""
"What's the last thing that goes through a bug's head as it hits the windshield? It's butt!"
"[Ventriloquist Mafia] ""Oh we have ways of making people talk."""
"Are you danish Because im going to leave a denmark on that ass"
"I got an STD from a hipster. My doctor said he's never heard of it."
"A mother borrows her gay son's phone She needed to get in touch with her husband, so she clicked the contact titled ""Daddy bear"" in her son's phone. It was not her husband who answered."
"What do you get when you cross NWA and Young Money? Dr. Drake."
"That hot person you've been flirting with over the internet has one normal arm and one shrivelled T. rex arm."
"Whats in Olivia Newton's John? Gomer's Pile"