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Joke of the Day

"A mother borrows her gay son's phone She needed to get in touch with her husband, so she clicked the contact titled ""Daddy bear"" in her son's phone. It was not her husband who answered."

"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."

"Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?"

"If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you."

"It's cool to jump out of bed and realize you are already dressed to run to Walmart"

"Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to? Chopin"

"ActivityBuddy A new app is sweeping the AppStore, using GPS technology similar to Grindr/ Tinder, ActivityBuddy matches up people who enjoy the same activity. The #1 activity? Anonymous gay sex."

"Before the invention of the Internet, primitive humans had to Google stuff by waterboarding a librarian."

"Where do pirates go in the summer? In ARRgentina."

"Said she was gonna send a pic of her ""backyard' . Turns out we weren't on the same page"