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Joke of the Day

"Are you danish Because im going to leave a denmark on that ass"

"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."

"How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily."

"Hillary Clinton logs onto her email server [deleted]"

"Guys whose fathers left when they were young always complain about how they never had someone to ""teach them how to shave"" but it's easy... You start at the ankle and work your way up!"

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."

"What does a prostitute ask a man with his mouthful? Come again?"

"I wanted to get a tan... So I bought a calculator."

"""Great, now we're looking at luggage. Not like we need more luggage."" Me, 11/25/2015"

"I hate watching termites. They're boring."