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Joke of the Day

"A person wearing a 'Snitches Get Stitches Shirt' I walked up to him and asked him where he got it. He said, ""At the local mall"" I beat his ass up."

"How can you tell if a black guy is well hung? You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck."

"What's the fastest way to make a skeleton? Put a leper in a wind tunnel"

"""This looks like an open and shut case!"" a police detective buying luggage."

"How many dead Hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 8, since my basement is still dark."

"I'm not fat. I'm famine proof."

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're giving a blow job to Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"So, I found three different sized socks while cleaning my room. That's odd..."

"Chuck Norris can squeeze blood from a stone. He must feed his children."

"Archaeologists found Beethoven furiously erasing his music When asked what he was doing Beethoven responded ""I'm decomposing"""