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Joke of the Day

"Things have really turned around for me since I re-named my penis and testicles ""JD Power and Associates""."

"Google is now filtering out Holocaust denier websites from searches Now we will nazi those results."

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer It's too bad Chuck Norris never cries"

"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care"

"Hell yeah I want your website to play music without warning or a mute button!"

"A pirate made a spoof about his bird. It was Parroty"

"What did the slut's left leg say to her right leg? Nothing. They've never met."

"Give a man a fish, sickening him with botulism which spreads rapidly, people begin dying in droves, STACKS OF CORPSES BLOT OUT THE SUN."

"What's the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster wearing a bra? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean! Edit: HAHahHAHA OMFG I'm the epitome of hilarity"

"Why did the cowboy want to buy a wiener dog So he could 'get a long little doggy' Credit- my 12 year old daughter!"