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Joke of the Day

"Things have really turned around for me since I re-named my penis and testicles ""JD Power and Associates""."

"Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else."

"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"

"I wrote a book about a man that chokes to death on his own fart. I've called it: ""Gone With The Wind""."

"YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone... How could I ever shit without my phone?"

"I thought all the men at my gym were being exceptionally nice for a Monday morning but turns out my workout pants are just see-through."

"""Why can't a Christmas tree walk? ""Because it **doesn't have legs**."" ""Ugh, that's so **lame**."""

"What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!"

"There will be only 7 planets left After I destroy Uranus"

"How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend? Explaining his wife."