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Joke of the Day
"There will be only 7 planets left After I destroy Uranus"
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"Prison Guard: ""So you two cons are in love?"" Con1: ""Yes."" Con2: ""It's like we finish each other's..."" *in unison* ""death sentences."""
"What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together? Poverty."
"My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist."
"Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5? Because he said Punch's line."
"The minimum wage in Canada is 9 compliments an hour"
"Q: What do modern artists eat for breakfast? A: Surreal."
"I put the ____ in a much larger segment of _____________________."
"What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password? 1forrest1"
"what do you call a fast ghost? spooky gonzales"