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Joke of the Day

"YikYak Trivia Crack give the dog a bone... How could I ever shit without my phone?"

"Went to the doctor today and my many years of phone sex has finally caught up with me. I have hearing AIDS now."

"Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe. Sachets away."

"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"

"Did you hear about the lesbian couple who couldn't afford a double-headed dildo? They were having trouble making ends meet"

"""Now That's What I Call Soup!"" - Guy who came up with the name Now That's What I Call Music looking at yogurt"

"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... An they see a young boy. The priests says, ""you want to screw him?"" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""

"On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here..."

"I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch"

"What do Chefs and Murderers have in common? The best ones clean up after themselves"