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"How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend? Explaining his wife."
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"If my name was Rudolph Spermguzzler I would introduce myself like this: Hi, I'm Rudolph Spermguzzler, sorry if it's a bit of a mouthful."
"Whenever I'm watching the NBA and a ref makes a bad call, I go down to Foot Locker and yell at the employees."
"How Can You Identify a Bald Eagle? All his feathers are combed to one side"
"Unfortunately Miley Cyrus broke up with her boyfriend It didn't twerk out"
"How to scare burglars off.... First put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second put a cat litter box in your hall and shit in it."
"I want cake, to get cake I must get dressed, to get dressed I have to get out of bed, to get out of bed I need cake."
"I haven't talked to my wife in 8 months... I didn't want to interrupt"
"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."
"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"