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Joke of the Day
"Q: What time do kids need naps? A: At whine o'clock."
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"I'm not against half naked men. At least not as often as I'd like to be."
"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."
"Two Policemen Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""
"wanna hear a science joke? Psychology"
"An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine"
"How do you make a Scottish omelette?"
"I want a family beach vacation. Hubby wants a family ski vacation. Hubby showing kids video of tsunamis. But 2 can play. Avalanche anyone?"
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs."
"My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted ."