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Joke of the Day

"A chicken and egg are lying in bed after having sex.. .. the chicken says; ""well, that answers that old question""."

"I don't want to sound too impressive, but my Sims character gets laid PRETTY FREQUENTLY."

"Facebook keeps asking me, ""What's on your mind?"", it's like dating someone with low self-esteem."

"The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite."

"How do you use a condom twice? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"I just sneezed while eating a salad and the button popped off my jeans Which proves my theory: nothing good can ever come from eating salad"

"You know what's Obama doing right now? He's Havana good time (sorry)"

"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"

"A Roman walks into a bar He holds two fingers up to the barman and says ""five beers please"""

"Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant? Gnocchi."