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Joke of the Day
"wanna hear a science joke? Psychology"
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"I love giving a little kid the tongue, and then watching him run to his mother holding the severed tongue I just gave him."
"Sometimes when I can't sleep I stare into the darkness and think how uncomfortable it must be to have balls between your legs."
"Someone stole my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about that."
"My sister got upset that I washed our puppy with my own, human shampoo. I reassured her it had already been tested on dogs."
"The Middle Ages Queen: Babe come to bed its late. King: Not until I can come up with a cool name for my soldiers! Queen: k night. King: holy shit you're a genius!"
"Tattoos tell a story, like tribal tattoos tell a story of a guy that wears sunglasses indoors."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... ...the bartender glances at him and says: ""Hey! We got a drink here named after you!"" And the grasshopper says ""What, Larry?"""
"Walked past the fridge today and heard some onions singing the Bee Gees... ...turns out it was just some Ch-ch-ch-chivvveesss talking."
"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"