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Joke of the Day

"Everyone is making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow. :O"

"How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word? Get another little old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""

"You know you're an alcoholic when... ...your local liquor store is moving and they come to your house for boxes."

"Pandas, skunks and zebras are the oldest species on Earth, dating back to long before colour was invented."

"I asked my dad if he ever got around to checking out the cookbook I wrote. He said yeah, and it was about thyme."

"Achilles thought his job interview was going well until they asked about his greatest weakness... Then he had to admit defeat."

"No trees were killed to send this tweet, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced."

"What Will Come After Fuller House? Fullest House. Then, Get Out of My House"

"Who is the best drummer in the Beatles? It's between George, John and Paul... We all know it isn't Ringo"

"Just because we have the same last name doesn't mean we have to be Facebook friends, Dad."