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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys quick question, can you put a pin back in a grenade? Gonna need a fast answer for this one..."

"I know a place where the recycling rate is 99% /r/jokes"

"11 years ago, Greece won the Euro 2004 Today, they would be happy with 2004 Euro's."

"Pyramid schemes... Wrong on so many levels"

"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"

"What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a javelin through her neck."

"What's the weather like in the ghetto? A little muggy."

"Where do twin lesbians meet up? A Clone Dyke Bar."

"What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a child molester? Alien Vs. Predator"

"A new drug has just been developed for lesbians with depression. It's called trycoxagain."