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Joke of the Day
"What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building? Ping Pong"
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"Why Do Sorority Girls Travel In Packs Of 1, 3, 5 or 7? Because they can't even."
"""I heard low winter sun is pretty good."" - low winter sun from behind a bush trying to throw it's voice"
"What is the most sensitive part of a man's body while he is masturbating? His ears."
"Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong."
"If tree fall in Siberian woods... And tree fall on Glorious Leader Putin... Does make any sound other than applause?"
"Have you heard the joke about the pencil? It's not really worth it, it doesn't have a point."
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? There's no dental records and all the DNA matches"
"I'm not the only Pokemon fan out there. There are Charmeleons of us."
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable ...like a coma."