18815
Joke of the Day
"What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him."
Next Joke
"What do ducks smoke? Qwack"
"Think about how much women could accomplish if they didn't spend half the day taking pictures of themselves in bathroom mirrors."
"The last chapter of every book should just be all the characters acting completely terrified because their world is about to end."
"Burger King needs a new slogan. Something like ""we clean our bathrooms now."""
"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? To get to the other side."
"What do they serve you in a Viatnamese McDonalds? NAMburgers"
"How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one? He wears mittens."
"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A pussy makes your cock feel nice and makes you cum, a cunt is who owns the pussy."
"What's black and full of holes? Michael Brown"