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Joke of the Day
"What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto !"
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"Sometimes my girlfriend is so annoying. ""Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm pretty?"" Why doesn't she just answer me?"
"check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad."
"Just once I'd like to make it through a game of mini golf without having to smash someone's windshield out with the putter"
"JFK jokes aren't funny yet And that just blows my mind"
"Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea? It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make"
"*opens fortune cookie* there's rice on your face *grabs wifes and opens it* still there *grabs one from next table* I can do this all night"
"She told me to go deeper.... But I was all out of poems."
"I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting."
"I got a job as a triangle player in a Reggae band... I just stand at the back and ting"