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Joke of the Day

"check if your cocaine is good, mix in vinegar. If it makes a volcano, its baking soda. If not, your drugs is ruined. Drugs are always bad."

"Vanilla Ice arrested for grand theft. Cops say, ""He jumped in the car, slammed on the gas bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed."""

"[me, in a sting operation] Can I buy your best stuff? DRUG DEALER: what do u mean by stuff? *talking into my shirt* what do I mean by stuff?"

"Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job."

"Behind every great man is a great woman... A in-between them is a wife that's always complaining."

"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr Bus"

"If a serial killer commits suicide, you can console his family by saying, ""hey, at least he died doing what he loved"""

"A new mint flavored contraceptive taken before sex... called Predickamints."

"Why wouldn't Dolores let William eat the corn? Because the maize isn't meant for him."

"Well, Norah on FB has decided to continue her thankfulness through December and I have decided to key her car after dinner"