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Joke of the Day

"Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea? It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make"

"Bee population worldwide is exploding. What a time to be a hive."

"Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today."

"Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child: ""No son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldn't be tax deductible but I like your thinking""."

"Son: Dad, I just had sex. Dad: Good job son, sit down, we need to talk about something. Son: I can't."

"My wife just delivered twin boys and let me name them From her reaction, I'm guessing ""Pete"" and ""Repeat"" wasn't the best choice."

"What did Rudolph the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you."

"It is crazy easy to buy a birthday cake. Even if it is no one's birthday. They don't even check."

"I experimented A LOT in college. (I was a chemistry major.)"

"Happy alentine's ay! For people who won't get the D or V"