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Joke of the Day
"What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral? Mourning Wood"
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"In Soviet Russia ... the Government owns the Corporations."
"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"
"I used to be in a band called Missing Cat' You've probably seen our posters."
"People are not giving Trump enough credit from last nights debate He just beat off two guys at the same time on national TV"
"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"
"I'm not one of those moms who talks about her kids all the time because their lives don't interest me in the least."
"Got laid off."
"*gets naked* *gets baked* *doesn't get why they don't rhyme*"
"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" he replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""