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Joke of the Day

"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"

"The priest said that the demon really wants to leave, but I'm way too clingy, so the exorcism didn't work."

"Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Because Orange is the New Black."

"What did the man do after he fucked the tightest pussy... ...put the diaper back on."

"Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No teacher I'm having trouble listening!"

"I hate lollipop ladies They make me cross"

"People are always mistaking things I say as racist. The other day, this guy thought I called him a 'sand nigger.' But what I said was, 'get out of the sand, nigger. Volleyball is a white man's sport.'"

"Came up with a somewhat original dead child joke today. How is a ten year old different from a pizza? Pizza doesn't beg for you to finish it off when you only eat half of it."

"I came up with a great joke about a boomerang but I forgot it. I'm sure it'll come back to me."

"What's the first step in making Bronco cookies? Beat em in a bowl for three hours."