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"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"
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"Pat Sajak and Alex Trebek are scaling down a mountain with a group of hikers. However, one of the safety clips snap. Who's in jeopardy?"
"Why is Santa Claus always so happy? He knows where all the bad girls live"
"I hear cancer is hard to beat No one got past stage 4."
"A pirate walks into a bar with paper towel on his head. The bartender says, ""Hey, do you realize you have paper towel on your head?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrrg, I have a bounty on my head."""
"I Told my wife I lost 10 pounds in a hour The She said ""Sweety, we call them Dollars here"""
"Ikea failed miserably at processed meat products business Someone ordered meatballs and Ikea sends them a cow with DIY instructions"
"Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears? Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS."
"What does the First Lady say to the President during sex? ""Oh yeah! Yeah! Do me in my Oval Orifice~!"""
"Retarded people They shouldn't even exist"