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Joke of the Day

"People are not giving Trump enough credit from last nights debate He just beat off two guys at the same time on national TV"

"What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan? Tajweed"

"Why don't blind people skydive??? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs."

"The first 1500 pictures of your kids were cute, now it's a bit much."

"The man who invented chicken nuggets was struggling to make hens' meat"

"Boy comes home from school, tells his dad he had sex with his teacher The father grins, ""that's my boy. Will you do it again?"" Boy ""yes, as soon as my bottom stops hurting"""

"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."

"I witnessed a murder today.. then I realized it was just a group of crows."

"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."

"Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris? Depends on who wrote the script."