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Joke of the Day
"Taking my dog for a walk Taking my quadriplegic dog for a walk is a real drag."
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"""All lower case?"" -your mom getting an email address"
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"
"I wonder how many identical twins are walking around now with the wrong names because their parents got them confused as infants and never figured it out."
"""Bob's here"" Bob the surgeon or Bob who just pretends he's a surgeon? ""We only know one Bob and he's an accountant"" *arm falls off*"
"A small joke... A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks ""I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?"" The doctor replies ""Yes, but you will have to be a little patient""."
"What do you call a half Mexican half German person? A Beaner Schnitzel."
"Barack Obama."
"How did Reese die while eating cereal? Witherspoon"
"What did the DNA say to the mRNA? ""I'm better without U."""