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Joke of the Day
"Walked into a spider web and did an hour of tai chi in five seconds."
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"What did the pirate say when he turned 80 Aye Matey!"
"How many sexual orientations does a physicist have? Six: Up, Down, Strange, Charm, Top and Bottom."
"What did Blackbeard say to the girl who was dressed as a sexy pirate for Halloween? ""Land Hoe!"""
"What do you call a Jew with Down Syndrome? A baked potato."
"I'm afraid our fetish-friendly sex robot won't be ready on time. We haven't worked out all the kinks yet."
"My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front. Credit Evan Sayet."
"So I told my husband that I have a TC and he said, ""that's really cute. See if he wants to fund your shoe addiction"""
"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."
"hey, so much for global warming -- look at all this snow! and so much for global globalness, look how flat it is out there!"