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Joke of the Day

"Black people are way more susceptible to diabetes. That's not racist, it's a medical fact. Now if I said ""hide your wallets, there's diabetes patients around here,"" that would be racist."

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"If you can't tell the difference between ""erotic"" & ""exotic"" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you."
"[coming home from cinema] Don't let that ninja film go to your head again. *roundhouse kicks the light switch on* ""I won't"""
"Why is Jesus bad at hockey? He always gets nailed to the boards."
"Grabs intercom: ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO JOIN MY MILITIA, STAY HERE! WE ARE GOING TO OCCUPY THIS OLIVE GARDEN UNTIL I GET MORE BREADSTICKS"
"What do you call low class gay women? Plesbians"
"what do you call a rodent that smokes weed? A Hemp-ster"
"A secretary asks a favour of her boss. She asks ""can I borrow your Dictaphone?"" ""CERTAINLY NOT!"" he replies indignantly... ""You can use your mobile like everyone else!"""
"Ash enters battle with his pikachu Ash:""Pikachu use thunder bolt"" Pikachu: ""Your dad is paying the electricity bill?"""
"That was actually pretty funny. But, I don't like you. Therefore, I will not laugh."