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Joke of the Day

"Black people are way more susceptible to diabetes. That's not racist, it's a medical fact. Now if I said ""hide your wallets, there's diabetes patients around here,"" that would be racist."

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"Most famous gay couple of all. Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."
"Where does dubious pasta come from? The spaghetto. I can't take all the credit, however: I heard the word from [this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/xdp4k/the_gaydar/c5lnkep) guy"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-o-puss"
"mess with me and I will staright-up yank the drawstring out of your hoodie"
"When people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years... ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision!"""
"At Subway I ordered a 12 inch sandwich, but instead they gave me a 6 inch sandwich Oops, wrong sub."
"A woman came in for a job interview wearing an abacus on her head. I hired her right on the spot. It's so hard to find employees who you can count on."
"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"
"What did the egg say when asked what a whisk does? Beats me."