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Joke of the Day
"Where did the suicide bomber go when he died? EVERYWHERE!"
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"Build a man a fire, he remains warm for the day But set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life"
"Oh man, I just got back from the most awesome campground orgy. It was in tents."
"What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder"
"pirate joke I saw a pirate walking down the street and he had a paper towel on his head so I said ""what's with the paper towel."" he said ""arrgh got a Bounty on me head."""
"I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?"
"June Bugs are like College Dropouts They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore.."
"How does a muslim close a door? Islams it."
"What do you call the horse than lives next door? A neighbour!"
"LPT: Don't let a doctor examine you without clothes on Make him put his clothes on"