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Joke of the Day
"I forget, on which side of my dinner plate am I supposed to set my phone?"
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"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."
"What wasn't stolen when CVS was looted during the Baltimore riots? The Father's Day cards."
"My biggest fear is that someone will say ""Git-R-Dun"" while I'm holding my child. Because I will instinctively swing my baby at their face."
"What do Catholics and guitar players have in common? Neither of them practice."
"Thanks for posting another selfie. I completely forgot what you looked like 24 hours ago."
"muffins So there were these two muffins. They go into the oven and one muffin says to the other ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The other muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"What did the car baby say to his car dad? Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!"
"A vegan, an atheist, and a cross fitter walk into a bar... ...everyone else leaves."
"You know you've just had lunch with a narcissist when your neck is stiff from nodding."