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Joke of the Day

"I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting."

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"Why do the jews have such big noses? because air is free"
"What do you call a cross dressed robot? Android-gynous"
"PERIOD! how can you tell the Romanian woman was on her period? she was wearing one sock"
"I need an airplane joke And I need it right neeeeeeoooow."
"Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy"
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who? Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently."
"What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly? Cops"
"Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish."
"How do you fit three gay men on a bar stool? You flip the stool over."