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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I think I'm too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place to poop."

"Me: I weigh 10x more than the cat and yet she trusts me completely. So sweet. You: Me: You: It's a lot more than 10x. Me: Don't ruin this."

"Teenage Driver: But officer I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry but ignorance is no excuse."

"I just slipped on a banana skin. I look ridiculous in it."

"What do you call coffee made from coal? Tarbucks."

"A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran"

"I would bring my dog a nice jerky treat from Colorado, but he only eats local, sustainable cat turds."

"Every time I think my posts suck ... I just go read everyone else's and then I feel much better."

"If my neighbors are gonna get angry every time I see them... why did I even buy the binoculars?"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? ALLAHU AKBAR!!!"