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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend thinks my jokes are stupid, but she still wants to have sex with me. So, who's stupid now?"

"What do all rioters have in common? Youth"

"If you've never gotten stuck in a dress you tried on over your clothes in the middle of a clothing store, then you're not me."

"What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween? Only two more sleeps till Christmas!"

"Question for Waitresses who have served a Mohel... ...Did they leave a tip?"

"*waters flowers* *flowers die* *sprays weeds with poison* *weeds mutate, quadruple in size, grow 3 heads, and start speaking in tongues*"

"I started a business... I started a business selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"Sometimes you just need a cunning linguist to get a tiny pianist joke. [[ Obligatory text]]"

"here come the bitches starting their winturrrrrr2012<3 facebook photo albums."

"Remember, flies transmit diseases So keep yours up"