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Joke of the Day
"What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin."
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"Who is the most hated actor in Saudi Arabia? Shia Labeouf"
"The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan... Black Fridays Matter."
"What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette? *Gluten tag*"
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees"
"Make sure to tip your waitress. It's pretty funny when they fall over."
"She asked me for time and distance. I guess she wants to calculate velocity."
"Thank you, Student Loan, for getting me through college. I don't think I can ever repay you."
"Why are Plumbers always so tired? Because their job is draining."
"Athene Kappa"