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Joke of the Day

"Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Boom, problem solved!"

"I'm surprised more people don't Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures."

"Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox."

"""MAYBE IT'S THE TRANSMISSION!"" I scream helpfully when I drive past anyone who's car is broken down on the side of the road..."

"What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem? f(x)"

"You agree to sound convincing when you lie about changing and I agree to believe you. Formalities over, let's get this relationship started."

"3 guys go into a bar 3 Guys walking into a bar. A Mexican, a black guy, and and a jew. The bartender looks up and says, ""get the fuck out"""

"[NSFW] What goes between boobs, and gets longer the more you pull on it? A seatbelt"

"TIL where the first French fry was made. In grease."

"What is common with overly attracted girlfriend and bubblegum on a carpet They both say: I'm stuck on you. Edit: wrote it wrong Edit: corrected spelling"