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Joke of the Day
"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and the bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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"Today I asked out a belayer at an indoor climbing place. She said no... She let me down."
"What did the boulder say to the other boulder? I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks."
"(NSFW) Last night I tried to hit the ceiling with my jizz, but just like every night, I was unsuccessful. It was one of my many shortcomings"
"What did the Jewish paedophile say to the young boy? Hey kid, wanna buy some candy?"
"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""
"This diet is probably gonna end in murder, but still pretty excited. I'm gonna look so skinny in my mugshot!"
"Celebrities are just like everyone else, they shouldn't be allowed to speak about politics unless they're saying something I agree with."
"I just read somewhere that Reddit is dead I think I misreddit"
"My wife left me for a fisherman. Poor guy's still reeling."