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Joke of the Day
"A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and the bartender says, Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
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"I have a weird fungal infection on my foot... I didn't like it at first, but it's growing on me."
"No one wants to be the sofa king But they all think they're sofa king funny."
"You're Mama's so dumb... She thought the Gay Pride Parade was in honor of Happy Lions."
"The best joke you'll never hear"
"What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist? An extroverted physicist looks at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."
"2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2."
"If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party."
"I'm thinking of something really stupid to tweet -all of us all the time"
"4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom."