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Joke of the Day

"Celebrities are just like everyone else, they shouldn't be allowed to speak about politics unless they're saying something I agree with."

"Did you hear about the sly woodlands creature that was killed for his fur? He went from a cunning stoat to a stunning coat"

"Me: I LOVE Pokemon Go! Him: Are you just collecting caterpillars and putting them in your purse?! Me:"

"If I was a gay dude, I'd be all like ""Not tonight, I had Taco Bell for lunch."""

"The ""walk of shame"" should be going to a bar the next morning after being drunk looking for your lost debit card."

"Can February march? No, but April may. :-})"

"An Irish wake Partying is such sweet sorrow."

"So a 400 pound lady walks into a gas station to get directions.. she walks in and says ""How do I get to 280?"" A man steps out of line and replies ""I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"""

"So many boys, such little minds. "

"I just seen a kid yell at his dad and tell him ""No jerk!"" I yelled at my dad once when I was 12, then I woke up and I was 16."