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Joke of the Day

"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""

"Trampoline Joke Do you know they used to be called Jumpolines before your mom got on it?"

"What do you call a pair of crows? An attempted murder."

"The butcher backed up into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work."

"Q: Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? A: Because umbrellas can't walk."

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They don't want to see men having a good time"

"From my 8yo daughter: What do you call a boat made out of corn? A: A tortilla ship!"

"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."

"Prostitution work laws If a hooker gets pregnant, can she file compensation for an on the job ""accident""?"

"How do you get your hair into shape? You condition it"