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Joke of the Day

"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""

"What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing indians."

"[stops during sex] If you spin my fanny pack around, there's sandwiches in there. Help yourself."

"I hate people that drink in order to have fun. Why can't they say it's great just to drink, whether you have fun or not?"

"Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great white bear place !"

"(original) What hit song did Phil Collins write the after a big dinner at an Indian restaurant? I can feel it coming In The Air Tonight, Oh Lord!"

"The definition of Baroque: A time when there is no Monet."

"every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue"

"Don't worry about my probation officer, he just likes to watch."

"Why did the archaeologist go bankrupt? Because his career was in ruins"