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Joke of the Day

"""This is bullshit"" - bull farmer giving barn tours"

"Shout out to all you guys with permanent amnesia. You know who you are."

"Why did the polygons of Geometric Grove disapprove of their new triangle neighbor? He was a degenerate triangle."

"In an attempt to raise profits ... I've heard that Malaysian Air is considering offering 1/2 way tickets."

"Life is complex... it has both real and imaginary components."

"Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it? (Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty."

"TIL That in 2014 Netflix announced they wouldn't be pursuing science-fiction themed original content. But Stranger Things have happened."

"How do you kill 100 flies in A second? (Dark humor) You slap an Ethiopian in the face."

"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"

"Son: ""Dad, what's the difference between confident and confidential?"" Dad: ""Hmm. You are my son. Of that, I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."""