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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill 100 flies in A second? (Dark humor) You slap an Ethiopian in the face."

"Two antennae had a wedding... It was alright, but the reception was amazing."

"I hear U.S military bases in the Middle East party hard. The soldiers there are always taking shots."

"Dear 6-year-old me: As an adult you won't need to know cursive but you will need an ability to type with your thumbs. The future is weird."

"Rude joke I was taken the dog for a walk in the graveyard and seen a bloke bent down behind a tombstone, so respectfully I said ""morning"" He replied ""no, taking a shit"""

"Why does coffee take so long to make in a purcolator? Because it's not called a purconow."

"I keep seeing yards with signs supporting Trump But I don't see any walls around them."

"How do the Chinese select their baby names? They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang"

"[Spelling Bee] Judge: Your word is 'babe' Bee: B-A-E J: Sorry. There's another 'B' Bee: WHAT! WHERE? *goes crazy* *stings Judge* *dies*"

"What are a mathematician's five favourite numbers? 0, 1, e, pi."